Marriage Joke

One of the greatest mysteries in the world solved?

Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock
the mystery as to
why their wives who accepted them as they were
before they got married,
subtly and with determination began the quest to
change their behaviour
and life-style once their vows were exchanged.

Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist
arrived at a simple
and logical conclusion.

When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to
walk slowly down
the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and
hears the choir
singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the
conditioning process where
the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle,
altar, hymn, begins. She
becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces
these perceptions:

aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. . .
AISLE, ALTAR, HYMN. .

and finally, as she stops beside the groom, the
conditioning process is
completed.

She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and
thinks,

"I'LL ALTER HIM."

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Vacation Fun

Kohl is enjoying some time away with his Grandparents, they have been keeping him very busy with trips all over the place. The other day brought a trip out to see a friendly donkey and to have a little ride around the barn. I heard they are planning another trip out this week on a nicer day when they will be able to get outside for a better ride. Good luck buddy!

Biking Fun

The boys got their bikes out at Grandpa's for the first time this year, unfortunetly we don't have a good area for biking around our house so they were excited to take their bikes for the trip. Blake even managed to convince me to take off his training wheels and give him a chance. He still has some work to do but there were signs that he was getting the hang of things by the end of our visit.

Everything that glitters is gold

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Twilight

The house has gone Twilight crazy, counting down until we get to go to the theatre to see the latest instalment "Elipse". We are sharing the book around the house so everyone can get a chance to read the story and watching the other 2 movies over and over to get caught up before we go. It should be pretty exciting, we are going as part of our grading day celebration to the kids, dinner out and a trip to the theatre they are supper excited.

Water Dogs

With the pool up and getting used the other day it was pretty warm and the dogs looked like they needed a cooling off. We tossed them in and they went for a swim, they aren't used to the water so they weren't too sure of themselves. Once they got out they of course went right to rolling around the grass and getting themselves muddy.